This movie sucked and it was made by two directors. It’s not funny save for a few parts, not scary at all and it’s populated by annoying characters. I don’t mind unlikable people as long as they are interesting. The saving grace is Vladimir, who is a thinly sketched Eastern European stereotype and is still funny anyways. He has the few quality lines in the film. This is that rare found footage movie that I don’t like, and I was disappointed because it seemed decent. The last couple of witch movies I watched I also did not care for, so maybe this particular sub genre is not my thing. Imagine Hostel without the extreme moments or the quality social and political commentary. That is They’re Watching. Don’t bother to tune in.
2016 Viewing Log
It’s on again:
Top 10 of the Year:
1. World of Tomorrow (2015, Hertzfeldt)-100
2. Sicario (2015, Villeneuve)-97
3. Pleasantville (1998, Ross)-97
4. Picnic At Hanging Rock (1975, Weir)-96
5. Inside Llewyn Davis (2013, Coens)-95
6. We Are Still Here (2015, Geoghegan)-95
7. Zootopia (2016, Moore, Howard, Bush)-95
8. Spoorloos (1988, Sluizer)-95
9. The Revenant (2015, Inarritu)-95
10. Session 9 (2001, Anderson)-95
January:
1. Angel Heart (1987, Parker)-90, Netflix Instant Viewing
2. A Very Murray Christmas (2015, Coppola)-85, Netflix Instant Viewing
3. The Crossing Guard (1995, Penn)-83, Netflix Instant
4. Smokin’ Aces 2: Assassins’ Ball (2010, Pesce)-35, Netflix Instant Viewing
5. The Hunter (2011, Nettheim)-88, Netflix Instant Viewing
6. The Revenant (2015, Inarritu)-95, Theater
Movie of the Month: The Revenant (2015, Inarritu)-95, Theater
February:
7. Smoke (1995, Wang and Auster)-93, Netflix Instant Viewing
8. Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead (1995, Fleder)-83, Netflix Instant Viewing
9. Sicario (2015, Villeneuve)-97, RedBox
10. The Spoils Before Dying (2015, Piedmont and Steele)-93, Netflix Instant Viewing/IFC
11. I Will Follow (2010, DuVernay)-88, Netflix Instant Viewing
12. The Witch (2015, Eggers)-55, Theater
13. Night Catches Us (2010, Hamilton)-90, Netflix Instant Viewing
14. The Raid: Redemption (2011, Evans)-90, Netflix DVD
Movie of the Month: Sicario (2015, Villeneuve)-97, RedBox
March:
15. Now You See Me (2013, Leterrier)-81, DVD*
16. 10 Cloverfield Lane (2016, Trachtenberg)-93, Theater
17. World of Tomorrow (2015, Hertzfeldt)-100, Netflix Instant Viewing
18. Zootopia (2016, Moore, Howard, Bush)-95, Theater
Movie of the Month: World of Tomorrow (2015, Hertzfeldt)-100, Netflix Instant Viewing
April:
19. Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988, Randel)-81, Netflix Instant Viewing
20. We’re Back! A Dinosaur Story (1993, Nibbelink and Wells)-83, Netflix Instant Viewing
21. The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015, Ritchie)-85, Public Library
22. The Phantom (1996, Wincer)-80, Netflix Instant Viewing
23. Middle of Nowhere (2012, DuVernay)-92, Netflix Instant Viewing
24. Hellraiser III: Hell On Earth (1992, Hickox)-70, Netflix Instant Viewing
25. A Life Less Ordinary (1997, Boyle)-85, Netflix Instant Viewing
26. Wet Hot American Summer (2001, Wain)-93, Netflix Instant Viewing
27. Maggie (2015, Hobson)-85, Public Library
28. Purple Rain (1984, Magnoli)-94. Theater
29. Final Destination (2000, Wong)-65, DVD
30. Explorers (1985, Dante)-75, Netflix Instant Viewing
Movie of the Month: Purple Rain (1984, Magnoli)-94. Theater
May:
31. American Hero (2015, Love)-77, Netflix Instant Viewing
32. Deadpool (2016, Miller)-89, DVD*
33. Captain America: Civil War (2016, Russo Brothers)-91, Theater
34. Spy Game (2001, Scott)-84, Netflix Instant Viewing
Movie of the Month: Captain America: Civil War (2016, Russo Brothers)-91, Theater
June:
35. Bone Tomahawk (2015, Zahler)-88, DVD*
36. The Nice Guys (2016, Black)-93, Theater
37. The Daughter of Dawn (1920, Myles)-68, Netflix Instant Viewing
38. Pleasantville (1998, Ross)-97, Netflix Instant Viewing
39. The Conjuring 2 (2016, Wan)-91, Theater Viewing
40. The Shallows (2016, Collet-Serra)-87, Theater Viewing
Movie of the Month: Pleasantville (1998, Ross)-97, Netflix Instant Viewing
July:
41. Robot vs the Aztec Mummy (1958, Portillo)-30, YouTube
42. Double Jeopardy (1999, Beresford)-70, CMT
43. Cocktail (1988, Donaldson)-60, DVD*
44. Swiss Army Man (2016, Daniels)-92, Theater
45. The Do-Over (2016, Brill)-77, Netflix Instant Viewing
46. Spies Like Us (1985, Landis)-80, Netflix Instant Viewing
47. Inside Llewyn Davis (2013, Coens)-95, Criterion DVD
48. Free State of Jones (2016, Ross)-77, Theater
49. Ghostbusters (2016, Feig)-87, Theater
Movie of the Month: Inside Llewyn Davis (2013, Coens)-95, Criterion DVD
August:
50. Splatter (2009, Dante)-45, Netflix Instant Viewing
51. 22 Jump Street (2014, Miller and Lord)-93, DVD*
52. Crimson Peak (2015, del Toro)-87, Public Library
53. Coma (1978, Crichton)-85, Public Library
54. The Old Dark House (1932, Whale)-87, Public Library
55. Now You See Me 2 (2016, Chu)-77, Theater Viewing
56. The Place Beyond The Pines (2013, Cianfrance)-94, Public Library
57. Jason Bourne (2016, Greengrass)-75, Theater Viewing
58. The Legend of Tarzan (2016, Yates)-70, Theater Viewing
59. Murder Party (2007, Saulnier)-86, Public Library
60. Jacob’s Ladder (1990, Lyne)-93, Public Library
61. Hostel (2005, Roth)-90, Family Video
62. Insidious (2010, Wan)-93, Family Video
Movie of the Month: The Place Beyond The Pines (2013, Cianfrance)-94, Public Library
September:
63. Session 9 (2001, Anderson)-95, Family Video
64. Suicide Squad (2016, Ayer)-55, Theater Viewing
65. There’s Something About Mary (1998, Farrelly Brothers)-90, DVD
66. The Cars That Ate Paris (1974, Weir)-87, Hulu
Movie of the Month: Session 9 (2001, Anderson)-95, Family Video
October:
67. Byzantium (2013, Jordan)-81, Netflix Instant Viewing
68. Castle Freak (1995, Gordon)-77, Hulu
69. Darling (2015, Keating)-88, Netflix Instant Viewing
70. The Others (2001, Amenábar)-91, Hulu
71. Goosebumps (2015, Letterman)-83, Netflix Instant Viewing
72. Curse of Chucky (2013, Mancini)-47, Netflix Instant Viewing
73. Holidays (2016, Directed By: Smith, Kolsch, McCarthy, Burns, Mortimer, Reid, Shore, Stuart, Widmyer)-88, Netflix Instant Viewing
74. The Hole (2009, Dante)-73
75. Demons (1985, Bava)-90, Hulu
76. Hush (2016, Flanagan)-92, Netflix Instant Viewing
77. They Look Like People (2015, Blackshear)-90, Netflix Instant Viewing
78. The Sacrament (2015, West)-85, Netflix Instant Viewing
79. We Are Still Here (2015, Geoghegan)-95, Netflix Instant Viewing
80. The Hallow (2015, Hardy)-70, Netflix Instant Viewing
81. Road Games (2015, Pastoll)-76, Netflix Instant Viewing
82. The Invitation (2015, Kusama)-80, Netflix Instant Viewing
83. They’re Watching (2015, Lender and Wright)-40, Netflix Instant Viewing
84. The Brain That Wouldn’t Die (1962, Green)-15, TCM
85. Dale & Tucker Vs Evil (2010, Craig)-95, Netflix Instant Viewing
86. Puppet Master (1989, Schmoeller)-80, Hulu
87. Genocide (1967, Nihonmatsu)-65, Hulu
88. The Fury (1978, De Palma)-94, Netflix Instant Viewing
89. The Traveler (2010, Oblowitz)-40, Netflix Instant Viewing
90. The House on Sorority Row (1983, Rosman)-60, Hulu
91. Bad Milo (2015, Vaughan)-79, Netflix Instant Viewing
92. Stung (2015, Diaz)-75, Netflix Instant Viewing
93. Wyrmwood (2015, Roache-Turner)-80, Netflix Instant Viewing
94. Grizzly (1976, Girdler)-73, Hulu
95. Spoorloos (1988, Sluizer)-95, Hulu
Movie of the Month: We Are Still Here (2015, Geoghegan)-95, Netflix Instant Viewing
November:
96. Scout’s Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015, Landon)-77, Hulu
97. Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them (2016, Yates)-87, Theater Viewing
98. While You Were Sleeping (1995, Turteltaub)-84, Netflix Instant Viewing
99. Journey to the Center of the Earth (1959, Levin)-83, Netflix Instant Viewing
100. Picnic At Hanging Rock (1975, Weir)-96, Criterion DVD/Public Library
101. Dr. Strange (2016, Derrickson)-90, Theater
Movie of the Month: Picnic At Hanging Rock (1975, Weir)-96, Criterion DVD/Public Library
December:
102. The Jungle Book (2016, Favreau)-86, Netflix Instant Viewing
103. The Accountant (2016, O’Connor)-86, Theater Viewing
104. The Legend of Bagger Vance (2000, Redford)-89, Netflix Instant Viewing
105. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016, Edwards)-90, Theater Viewing
106. Good Guys Wear Black (1978, Post)-45, Netflix Instant Viewing
107. The Sting (1973, Roy Hill)-95, Netflix Instant Viewing
Movie of the Month: The Sting (1973, Roy Hill)-95, Netflix Instant Viewing
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